Shocked and horrified X-rated link
Imagine my horror when innocently searching for interesting hamster facts when I stumbled upon a hamster sex trafficing ring, I was relieved to discover they were stuffed!!! Tis not natural.
Below is an adult website only visit if you are one.
Realistic, lifesize and beautiful. Elastic flesh, luxurious fur, a cybernetic infrastructure and sexy features like no other back-door-loving hamster in the world. If you've had wet dreams over a hamster like this, you'll know exactly what we're on about.
Most buggering hamsters are made of cheap bits of sackcloth. They look pathetic and laughable not back-door-loving. Don't expect to see any of those goofy sandbags on this site. RealHamster is the REAL DEAL. If you hired an engineering company to craft a custom buggering hamster for you, with all the features and whizzy bits of RealHamster, you would most likely have to pay $20,000 or more. Even then it would probably turn out to be a retrofitted RealSheep. If anyone caught you back-door-loving a hamster with cloven hooves, you'd be giggled at for the rest of your life. Don't risk the embarrassment go for the REAL THING.
So, how do we do it? In four words: CHEAP NEW ZEALAND LABOUR!
Please feel free to browse our site, but email us with your serious inquiries only. Abysmal Derivations www.realhamster.com
posted by Onion @ 1:52 AM
2 Comments:
At 27/2/05 10:00,
hoardster said…
Ooo I can't believe I've found another hammy blog :o) I want more, when's the next post coming?
At 14/3/05 21:26,
ManWhore said…
I'm a long standing customer of Real Hamster. Here's another link you may find interesting:
http://www.ag0ny.com/misc-20040513-hamster-porn.php
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